==Horoscope== |

RISING / ASCENDANT ZODIAC

http://www.cafeastrology.com/risingsignsascendant.html

ZODIAC SIGNS ELEMENTS:

http://www.nanceestar.com/elements.html

http://horoscopeswithin.com/elements.php

http://www.astrology-numerology.com/elements.html

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Astrology Zodiac Personalities

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You can’t change your nature,but you can control it and work on it.

A lot of people have struggle in themselves , they don’t work or don’t have proper guidance and that’s why they’re messed up (bad or no parents upbringing/influence/education/life experiences).

Strong men has self control.Think before you do something.

Aquarius,Libra – peaceful,communicators

Cancer,Pisces – very sensitive,moody

Scorpion – sensitive , revengeful , private , suspicious

Virgo – perfectionist , intelligent , demanding , nervous, overcritical,harsh,very clean home

Taurus,Capricorn – secured , reserved , hard to change , rigid , stable

Aries,Leo – leaders,brave,initiators,confident

Gemini – communicator,duality behaviour,changable

Sagitarius – optimistic,confident

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THE FIRE ELEMENTS : (ARIES , LEO , SAGITTARIUS)

THE AIR ELEMENTS : (GEMINI, LIBRA, AQUARIUS)

THE WATER ELEMENTS : (CANCER, SCORPIO, PISCES) shy

THE EARTH ELEMENTS : (TAURUS,VIRGO,CAPRICORN) shy

The fire elements work well with air elements in relationship.

Fire + fire = explosion ( not suitable for long term relationship ) – fire signs want to dominate each other,want to be in charge,ego.

Capricorns are workaholics and want to dominate so they are not recommended for fire signs. Water signs not recommended to fire signs cause they are too sensitive.Scorpio is a well suited sign for Pisces and Cancer relationship.Aries with Cancer,Scorpio,Capricorn,Virgo,Libra are difficult and turbulent matches.Aquarius is peaceful sign and can get along with every zodiac sign if they choose to.Gemini are a con artists,and communicators.

Taurus and Cancer like to save and posses money.Leos like lots of makeup and like to do white collar crime when the opportunity arises,they like to be in public view.Libra is indecisive.Libra and Taurus have sweet tooth – they like foods that leads them to be overweight. Cancer and Scorpio are good signs that keep secrets.(fire signs does not keep secrets well). Zodiac signs that like to date hit on a person: Scorpion,Gemini,Aries. Virgo sign look like they worry all the time. Cancer is moody – cause it’s ruled by the moon.

No matter what sign is your partner they should be calm & supporting, and not failing easily in the excitement or unduly ambitions.

Looks is not the most important thing for a long term relationship.When you get older and your looks change, and when you get pregnant your stomach stretches.

Think about that: A person can be beautiful outside ,but rotten inside.

Therefore look for character and values for long term relationship.Also for the same or similar interests,religion,life/work balance,no addictions,similar income,similar education,attractiveness etc.

Honesty,trust,respect,compromise,communication and kindness are virtues to learn.

Love is the ultimate state,where compassion prevails and kindness
rules,your work is to discover your world and then with
all your heart give yourself to it – Buddha

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The Husband Store (Humor)

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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The worst zodiac signs in my opinion are : scorpion and virgo.

Scorpio remembers all hurting words even after one year. They don’t forgive and don’t forget easily.Very revengeful.They withhold privileges.

Virgo criticizes people all the time,too serious,very nervous,overcritical,harsh, but otherwise reliable intelligent,good cleaners.

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Type on you tube and view the videos called:

Astrology The Jewish perspective

Each video is 1hr long, discussing every zodiac sign.

Watch it to understand why certain people act certain ways.

🙂

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10th grade – http://www.boardofwisdom.com/

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick” she said; he’s not going to go well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as “best friends”. So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn’t think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said “I had the best time, thanks!” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, “you’re my best friend, thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say “I do” and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said “you came!”. She said “thanks” and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my “best friend”. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too…` I thought to my self, and I cried.

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http://www.boardofwisdom.com/

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida…and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.

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In lak’ech – I am Another Yourself

If you want to wake up mankind, first of all wake up entirely;
if you want to eliminate suffering from this world,first get rid of
all that dark and negative in you. The largest gift that you can
present to this world is your own transformation. – The old master

“The soul is dyed the color of it’s thoughts. Think only of those things that can
bear the full light of day. The content of your character is your choice.Day by day, what you choose, what you think and what you do is who you become.Your integrity is your destiny… it is the light that guides your way.”